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July 30, 2006

timperley is really fantastic

.......you know it is ...... it really is........ and i think all my ace fans who came on yesterdays magical timperley tours open top busw trip, and saw my concert in the evening will tell you that too......
so a great big 'thank you' to you all, it was of the most fantastic days ever in showbiz, and if you didn't make it, then mr sullivan did a propper film of it all (so propper that he wouldn't trust me to drop the film off at the chemist tommorrow for him !)
so i'll be putting loads of photos soon on the site, and check on youtube for your films of the ace days events, and a big thank you to mr alston and mr lovelady for organising the bus, and also dave and dave who drove it and navigated round my fantastic home town,...... the only low point was when my hat got knocked off when i forgot to duck the low hanging tree on park road,..... very funny, i think not. !!! royton and southport next ...update to follow.......... and again ..... thank you,. you are fantastic ! ....... frank

July 29, 2006

mosaic up/display on

yes fantastic fans,........ i've just come back from manchester where i've been putting up a display of sets and props in 'bambers art space' which will run for a few weeks, i've got some more to add as the week goes buy, and hope to have a telly screen in the window with bits of the animation showing on it.
iwas on m channel the other night with a bit about the mosaic going up which was ace evidently ( i did not see it as i was doing 'letsgo global' live...which you can still watch on their archive on .. www.letsgoglobal.tv )
so it's back to show biz concerts this week, plus the first ever open top bus "magical timperley tour" which if you cant make i'll get some photos and video on the site. (or try www.youtube.com and type my name in ). have you had a look at advertising yet ????????? read on.......

...yes fans i've started an advertising section on not showbiz, ..also a timperley section........ and a ring tones section too,....... and instead of costing millions of pounds like all the others (what a rip off), mine are only 11 p for spoken word, or 37 p for musical ones. there's a few on allready, and i'm going to record some more for mr sanders (russ the web) to put on coz i dont know how you do that and roger is out. there will also be a super 8mm home movie section soon for both showbiz (with concert footage like me at wembley stadium supporting bros) and not showbiz (little franks holiday movies).
i've been writing a load of poetry recently too, so i may start a poem section, and also there will be lots of new tunes bot on this site and my myspace site to (if i can remember my password).
well thats about all the news today , so see you at royton and southport this week, and i'll tell you in the next few days about a thing i've just filmed for channel 4,,, and about the release of the dvd, and the release of my new lp ( called cd's now) and a film i'm in which you can see on a big screen in a museum in manchester in september, and my plans for my us tour, oh yes and my new band (s), and the next 13 episodes of my annimated telly thing, and my football team and some other things aswell which are too many to mention, and would make all other artists like paul mcartney jelous,.. you know they would .they really would....... thank you........... frank sidebottom . ( and that's the truth that) !!!

July 22, 2006

for one night only !!!!! exclusives !!!!!!

hello ace fans, ...... frank sidebottom here with some exclusive once in a lifetime offers.....
i'll be doing some stuff over the next week or so which you will probably never get a chance to see again, and little frank will be aswell. also i'm on maccassfielldds fm radio station on tuesday daytime (full details will hopefully follow). Also i'm getting loads of stuff onto myspace, and there is some good clips of me that you lot have sent into youtube..... thank you,,,,,,so down to biz........
this thursday the 27th of july i will be on church street (between oldham street and tib street) at afflecks palace in manchester at 12 miday along with some of my show-biz pals and a few reporters and film crews etc, for the live unveiling of the fantastic giant mosaic of me that me and mr kennedy did ( i mixed the glue, he stuck em on), so if you want to be part of the 'circus medium' then come along and join the party, and then after a quick shop for me mum in afflecks .......read on............

where i'll get her a gift (she's more into khrishna than budda !!!,... 8 arms for multi-tasking etc, rather than sitting around), then it's straight over the road to bambers art space (42 oldham st) where you can veiw some of the ace, fantastic and top costumes/sets and props that went into the making of the 'frank's world' animation show (which will be out on dvd very soon). ... but if you can'y get into manchester then log onto www.letsgoglobal.tv at 7pm at night where i will be presenting thair half hour show live from old trafford, with a song or 3 from me and an edited report on the mosaic unveiling, plus for one time only a spacial animated exclusive !!!!!!!!. then on sunday afternoon (30th july), at 2pm i will be taking the first 33 "magical timperley tour" ticket holders on my ace, fantastic and open-top bus ride round my local village and beyond, the tour will leave timperley station again at 3.30 and again at 5.
mr alston (the bus conductor) is selling the tickets on ebay at £7.99 (no bidding involved) and also tickets for the sunday nights show at timperley labour club (aka the grange sport and social club), and thursday 3rd august show at the royton concervative club, which is on byron street in royton, oldham, (there is a ticket line also on 0161 832 1111). finaly next week is a chance for one night only to witness "little frank's southport lecture), at southports floral hall on friday 4th july, he has been driving me mad practicing this for weeks,.you know he has...... he really has............. thank you

July 15, 2006

radio tinperley

hello fantastic fans,.......frank sidebottom here..
i've just discovered 360 episodes of "radio timperley" in my shed, they are all on them old big reels of tape' so i'll have to get russ or roger to do them onto new things. but i'll be putting some on this site soon so you can get them free,........along with some free ring tone things i've done for you my fans,...and some answer phone messages for you , so when your friends (or gas board) phone you up, i'll take your message for you.........
got to go now, i've some painting to do, and shopping
you know i have , i really have.
frank sidebottom........................... thank you
(see last entry for magical timperley tour and concert infomation)

July 08, 2006

magical timperley tour

hello fantastic fans, ... frank sidebottom here actually........

...and firsy let me say a big "thank you" to everyone who came to see me at goose green labour club in wigan on friday,......you were ace, and i think it must be about 15 years since i've sung the potential number one hit "mr custard" live on stage.
.......so it's the timperley bus tour next, some ace radio adverts, a worldwide live television broadcast, a return concert in my home town, the release of my "franks world" animated telly show, the unveiling of the fantastic mosaic, and then the release of my new album........and thats all this month......
for more details read the extended entry.........and don't forget that i also do my own myspace pages,... just go on www.myspace.com and type in my name,......you know you should ,..you really should.....

so the 27th of this month see,s me in manchester on church street ( just off oldham street) sticking up my fantastic 8 foot high mosaic of me and some of my show biz buddies on the side of afflecks palace's wall. it will be done at mid-day and there will be some telly people there to film it for broadcast on various tv channels later that day. there is also a short animated film made by reema-leema showing the mosaic beimg made,.....this will also be screened on monitors in the afflecks palace building from mid-day and all weekend,.....and loads more i'm sure, .......then over the road and for the next week you will be able to come and see all the sets, props, puppets and actual stuff that was used to make my "frank's world" animation, along with a reema-leema documentry, and i'll be there too ...... oh yes i'm also presenting letsgoglobal an internet tv broadcast on the 27th too at 7pm so i'll give you details on that too..........but the big news is ............... timperley........timperley.......... timperley..........
yes i'm back on my home village ground on sunday 30th july when i will be doing 3 open top bus tours around what is the show-biz centre of the world, finishing off with a concert in the evening at "timperley labour club" (which (shock horror) is now called "the grange sports and social club" !!!) full details for afternoon magical timperley tour or evening concert will be on the ticket hot-line from tuesday this week onwards on 0161-832-1111 ........... thank you.................. frank sidebottom

July 01, 2006

how to geta head in advertising !!!!!

hello fantastic fans

yes, how to get ahead in advertising - in 10 doddle steps, without trying at all.........
my fantastic "frank's world of advertising" is go......... (more about that in a mo),,,..... but first let me say a big "thank you" to all who came to see my shows at chorley and ambleside this week.....you were ace.

if you want to catch my next show.....then don't forget my only show for the next 4 weeks is at
goose green labour club in wigan on friday the 7th july, so don't miss that.

but don't think i'm being lazy in july........ oh no......... i'm up to loads........ read on........

well for a start, i've got the finishing touches and artwork for my new album to do......... the same with the reema-leema release of the dvd of my "frank's world" animation, which should be available to buy at the end of the month............i'm also talking to some t-shirt people and poster people and clock people and pen people and game people and radio people and art people and tour people and television people and internet people and game people and publishing people and film people and novelty gift people ( i.e. 'spoon of the name of the town' type novelty gift type people ) and football people and electronics people, and clothing people and documentary people.......... as well as advertising people ( as i said before) .....and this is not taking into acount all the people that i might talk to while i'm on my way to see all the above mentioned people.....( like people on trains and people on bus's and people in the street while i'm waiting for my bus or train etc etc).......
so as you can see.....july is going to be quite a people month.
listeb out for my first 2 adverts that i've done and are now being broadcast on radio stations in the north west.....there's some telly ads to follow soon, and i'll be doing a big advertising campaign for a chain of fantastic shops that you will love....i know you will.......you really will.....
best regards .... frank sidebottom.......... "thank you "